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ASSAULT RIFLES - The semi-auto civilian model of the AR-15 is NOT one.

US DEBT HITS $15 TRILLION - that's $9 Billion a week in interest payments for you math geeks! That 40% budget increase by Obama sure helped things along!

Why are Republicans obsessed with how much McDonalds employees are making? -

PASS THIS BILL - get a job on this bridge (in 2015)

If you are 15 yrs old -

TEA PARTY SEASON - It's Just Around The Corner.



Epic Fail -

TAGS: 15 minumum wage epic fail
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Thedewd - August 6, 2017, 2:19 pm
The fast food places paying the touch screen kiosks $15 an hour. I don't think so! Meanwhile, several Governors are signing bills repealing the new minimum wage laws.

McDonald's $15 Dollar minimum wage liberal win -

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TaxiDancer - June 27, 2017, 3:54 pm
Indeed. Democrat politicians promising high wages for jobs they know don't exist. Much like promising to pay a million dollars a second to be a dish washer. Whoops, they have an automatic dish washer! d***, Republicans! Vote for me and I'll show 'em!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2017, 11:52 am

these people lost their jobs because of modernization. tip of the iceberg. a***ysts are predicting massive unemployment in the near future not due to high wages but simply modernization.

F*CK THE 2nd Amendment -

TAGS: 2nd amendment orlando n r a ar 15
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fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 9:12 pm
Well, 'Chris' or 'RickE' or whatever I should call you...I can promise you I'm not accusing you Trump supporters of being bigots against Muslims. I don't have to. It's obvious ;^)
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:33 pm
So,I will stay on "my horse","mate." It is higher than your 'soap box',thanks ;^) In fact,it's SO clear that "me being right" is horribly upsetting you since you can't stop stuttering, saying "mate" again and again as you shake with anger.Breathe,bro.#pwn
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:28 pm
...Ironically, YOU are the one saying, RickE(lol), that instead of using investigators as the source, we should use a crazed killer AND ISIS as the source. Yeah, they ain't biased. Wow,so you trust them more than the F.B.I. and police investigation.ROFL
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:27 pm
...you made a silly emotional argument *yawn* You will not find ONE legit source out there that says, "investigations show ISIS planned this attack." That's what investigations are for,which turned up nada.And ISIS would not be able to hide such a plan...
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:25 pm
(#80461)Correlation doesn't equal causation.If ISIS took credit for 9/11,we believe them? Nope. Not how forensics work. They are manipulative terrorist group,like most sociopathic entities.They exploited it.You base these claims on evidence, not emotion
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:23 pm
On comment (#80459) According to you,U.K.would be 10X MORE violent than the U.S. IF we had your "bigger" gun culture poisoning us like you.After I just said the U.S. has a gun problem and we dont,and you disagreed.And you said,"use my brain"? HA! Next :)
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:19 pm
"The gun ban in England appears to work..." Yup, and you lost your argument right there. Thank you for conceding that :-D Big of you. Everything you said after that, given that concession, is just "blah, blah, blah..." Next!
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:18 pm
"We have less violent crime overall." LIE...Especially not with guns, next? :)
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:34 am
So if ISIS taking credit for the attack and the guy pledging the attack to ISIS doesn't convince you, then nothing would. You just don't want to admit that I was right about it mate. Get off your high horse and take your head out of your a** mate.
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:31 am
With less of a gun culture, there are less guns around to begin with. In the US there will be a bigger supply if guns even with an all out ban. The murder of the parliament person would be 10 times as worse.Use your brain mate....
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:24 am
We have less violent crime overall. While we have more gun related deaths than England, we do have less violent crimes such as h** burglaries. The gun ban in England appears to work so well cause they never had a real gun culture unlike the US.....
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:49 pm
...doesnt mean we should give up and allow free access to deadly weapons.One dead person in England VS.50+ killed in the US,in massacres that now happen regularly in your country.Thx you gun UK control!I've accepted the facts,troll.Your turn now :)
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:44 pm
...And as far as England goes. So what? Don't make the perfect the enemy of the good. So if we can't prevent ALL murders by guns, we shouldn't try to minimize them? lol Nuts. Just accept facts 'matey' X-D You are ignorant. One death in England by a gun...
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:42 pm
...ISIS 'praised' the event AFTER THE FACT, also trolling the event. There is no evidence (at the moment) of pre-planning by ISIS before then. Your conspiracy theories keep getting worse...
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:41 pm
Nope. He was a nutjob. So what if he declared allegiance to ISIS? He could've declared allegiance to the Easter bunny. That proves nothing other than him being a manipulative sociopath who was willing to troll the event....
RickE - June 18, 2016, 7:03 pm
He pledged his allegiance to ISIS while he was shooting. ISIS even takes credit for it. And in England, a member of parliament was killed with a gun, however guns are banned in England..... So how would that be possible? Just accept the facts mate.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 3:52 pm
We don't know if ISIS was involved. Your 'emotional reasoning' and cognitive dissonance gets in the way of you being able to accept the facts. Sure, maybe we should ban the pistol too. Most countries already have and don't have this problem, 'mate' :)
RickE - June 18, 2016, 3:01 pm
RickE - June 18, 2016, 10:54 am
And you have a brain, please use yours mate. He also had a pistol. He still would have killed people with or without his Sig Sour. A person who pledges allegiance to ISIS will find a way to kill people. He could even try to make a bomb if he had no gun.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:28 am
Ah, the idiotic 'knives' comparison comes out. The Orlando shooter would not have gotten that far if had attacked those people with a sword. You have a conscience. Use it.
RickE - June 17, 2016, 11:33 pm
You can say that about knives as well. Banning guns might stop deaths by guns, but not innocent deaths overall.
fauxnews - June 17, 2016, 10:34 pm
Don't care. The details are red-herring. FACT: It's a deadly weapon that needs to be banned. FACT: banning it will save many more innocent lives than it will cost.
RickE - June 17, 2016, 4:12 pm
An a**ault rifle has an automatic selector on it. The AR-15 doesn't have that. Also, it wasn't an AR-15, it was a Sig Sauer MCX. At least you got the rate of fire correct.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:27 pm
...the question answers itself. Stop playing games with words and the truth.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:27 pm
Bill O'Reilly figured it. The N.R.A. this week is pivoting, changing its tune on this. They figured it out. Use your brain and do the same.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:26 pm
Will it stop them? No. Will it cut down the amount of killings BY nutjobs? Yes. Absolutely, as a matter of fact. Don't make the perfect the enemy of the good.
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 7:23 pm
explain why it is dangerous?
Greeny - June 16, 2016, 7:03 pm

Do you honestly think banning this type of weapon will stop the nut jobs? 'Tis impossible to ban all things capable of killing in numbers.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:51 pm
In 1996 they did stop many of the high tech rifles – they banned them. And that lapsed. We should look at that ... Those were Bill O'Reilly's words. Yes, even he and now the NRA are slowly changing their stances in the last few days.Finally :) (3/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:50 pm
We all have the right to bear arms, but we don’t have the right to buy and maintain mortars — even if you feel threatened by gangsters or a New World Order. No bazookas, no Sherman tanks, no hand grenades.(2/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:49 pm
I will explain simply to those with no education. It's a dangerous weapon that needs to be banned, period. There is too much gun crime in the USA, and high powered weaponry is too easy to get. That’s the fact. So let’s deal with it. (1/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:47 pm
Yup, his name is Obama and he was born X-D. Trump nutters and their love of conspiracies.
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 4:37 am
Well, you got 2 out of four right...
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 4:36 am
I will explain simply to those with no firearms experience. With any Semi Auto, pull the trigger once, one round is fired. Whether a .22 or a .50 caliber, with each pull, one round. So yes, a 22 can do significant damage. And Mateen used a Sig Sauer MCX
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:51 pm
Yeah, Obama is a Kenyan born mole planted by ISIS and the illuminati. He's also Darth Vader's second cousin. Did I mention he's the anti-Christ?
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:39 pm
The Orlando killer did not have an AR-15 rifle. The FBI screwed up and Obama is protecting ISIS!
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:11 pm
A man would not have been able to kill as many people at that G'ay club with a .22 hunting rifle as they'did'with the other(significantly more dangerous)weapon they used.To argue otherwise is to be too ignorant or delusional to take your opinion seriously
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 8:25 pm
That is a slippery slope fallacy that deliberately ignores reality. The law must draw the line somewhere. Firecrackers? Yes. Hand grenades? no. .22 hunting rifles? Yes. AR-15s? No. Call it whatever you want. It's a deadly weapon that needs to be outlawed
Thedewd - June 15, 2016, 6:50 pm
The point of the story was the misinformation that a SEMI-auto weapon can fire that many rpm. it is simply not possible. Also, it fires a .223 which is slightly bigger than a 22. And ALL firearms are dangerous in the wrong hands. Criminal don't obey laws
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 4:43 am
You're missing the forrest for the trees, Gump. It's a dangerous weapon that can kill a lot of people quickly. End of story. You going to tell me it's only slightly more deadly than a .22 hunting rifle? Uh, huh. Ban it! F*ck the 2nd Amendment.
Thedewd - June 15, 2016, 3:37 am
The AR-15 is a SEMI-automatic. pull trigger, ONE round is fired. No one has the speed to pull the trigger 30 times, release the magazine, and reload fast enough to fire 180 rounds per minute. No one!

Liberal Lunacy -

Obama on AR-15s -

There Is No Such Thing As Assault Weapons -

TAGS: no such thing as assault weapons military style rifles second amendment 2a liberal democrat gun grabbers progressive anti gun goons ar15 firearms right to bear arms shall not be infringed
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CaptMickeyd - September 3, 2015, 3:13 pm
This is true. I can make a 10-22 Reuger look like a fully automatic M-16. Doesn't make it any more dangerous than a semi-auto Reuger 10-22.

Do not worship -

Ralphie Wants an AR-15 For Christmas -

2015, the year -

RepubliKKKlan heads to explode -

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Foamy - September 18, 2016, 7:48 pm
No matter how true that statement may be
Foamy - September 18, 2016, 7:46 pm
I'm sorry, Mooo. There are folks on one side. There are folks on the other. They don't agree. But if they are good people, they will agree to defend the folks who allow them to get their message out. So I apologize for calling him a dateless sheep humper
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2016, 2:55 pm

I appreciate the support Foamy, but don't resort to name calling in my defense. Retaliating in kind to the name callers will only get both parties in trouble.
Dwydwyyr - September 17, 2016, 10:29 pm
Have to decide which is funnier. Listening to you trolls endlessly scream in delusional protest of "the mods" as they allegedly "censor you", or, watching you and your friend now insult their intelligence with your Keystone Cop version of good cop,bad cop
Foamy - September 17, 2016, 4:49 pm
If you love this site, or love hating this site, then I think its time to circle the wagons aroind the mods who keep this site going against douchetubes like PIH.
Foamy - September 17, 2016, 4:45 pm
Whether you disagree with Trump, or disagree with Hillary or disagree with Moo. I thimk wr can ALL agree that Pneumonia et al shoild lay off the mods and pethaps start his own site for dateless, inflatable sheep hpers.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2016, 11:44 am

It never ceases to amaze me how someone who has to hide behind a fake IP and troll the internet can actually believe that his pathetic words would bother me. Seriously, you're boring me.
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 9:43 pm
just like Hillary! Now- be sure to publicly diss on me before my token banning so you can throw fauxpooch, and the other beaten sHillary lapdogs, their usual bone from you.
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 9:04 pm
that's why you just tread water like a beaten dog. arf! :o)
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 9:03 pm
sorry you forced us to make you our b!tch to get you to finally do your job. Now be a good little b!tch and ban this account so I can get on with my evening. As a favor I even dumbed down my responses so you can get mommy to explain them to you
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:44 pm
oh, and mooo probably met her on one of those g** dating sites he met crankyfaux. I never said she was a real woman. But now that mooo was forced to ban faux is it considered a lover's quarrel? Do you literally get b*** hurt? Or is crankyfaux the catcher?
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:39 pm
and why it's music to our ears every time I get mooo to say he "banned fauxpas" for "breaking the rules." Hope moo's wife ain't jealous we had to make frenchy our b!tch.But having seen her pict,she should be happy to get whatever she can the way she looks
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:24 pm
You see, everyone, mooo has major issues with a**umptions.For instance,he a**umes that he understands english and/or logic,but he continuously proves otherwise. Oh, that's right, he's exempt from his own bull****.Which is why we have to do his job for him
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:19 pm
Ooooo,I never said you’d "hide it”,skippy.Clearly you canadians have trouble with the engrish.I said we could get you to ban faux or get you to concede that he's a “rulebreaker” who deserves to get banned.Say what you want,you can't take that away from us
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:16 pm
Oh!-oh!-don't forget bencfraunxy's lame slam against a framed, contributing member for being an expert in getting banned. Now fauxnews is a king of that as well. Proof liberals really are a dying breed because of the stupidity it requires to even be one.
HillarysServer - September 16, 2016, 4:55 pm
So here it is, September 16. Trump is doing fine. His supporters are doing fine. And the creator of this meme seems no where to be found to address what looks like his explosive credibility fail. Interesting, thst
Dwydwyyr - September 16, 2016, 2:51 pm
Well. Politifake just went full retard. No website should ever go full politifake. Same thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2016, 12:48 pm

I didn't ban you because I wanted to make sure you got my response to the PM you sent me. You did, so now I can ban you. I know you'll be right back anyway, but why not? Faux was short term banned for breaking a rule, why would I hide that?
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 1:10 am
Can't waste time rubbing elbows with the big bad celebrity slumming it here with us lowly serfs.Isn't the DNC waiting for you to peddle your worthless talents to raise dough for Shillary?? Wait-before this acct gets banned - I didn't forget:Cheers,mate:o)
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:53 am
-bad acting pretending to be different people. Imitating others here.Obsession with England, canada, superheroes, jews.Yup, I called it. You are the King...with no clothes now. I've pushed enough b***ons for one night. Time for REAL men to be getting on.
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:45 am
Don't say how I know. Let's just say, I like to dig around on Facebook too. Saw a certain washed up liberal actor accidentally brag about slumming on the internet before he deleted his post. Want to guess what website he named, Benji? All makes sense now-
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:42 am
Before I forget, fauxnews, meet pinky finger again. Pinky finger, you remember fauxnews? I saved the best for last. You said if we guessed your last name, Ben, you would leave forever? Let's see if you keep your promise.... Mr.Affleck. oooooh,nervous now?
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:35 am
Cribbed that translation bit from you faux ole chap. Another tissue "rule breaker", I meant, faux? -snicker- Whether we get credit for compelling moo to ban fauxnews or finally concede here (or in private) faux was a "rule breaker" is a win-win either way
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:27 am
If mooo wants to deny us credit and come here to blame it squarely on fauxbooze for being "a rulebreaker",all the better.He already did to me in a pm.Screensh** it too in case he tries to deny it.Written in canadian, translation - you were right all along
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:22 am
Don't worry fauxy poo. You are still the King of worst rated memes. Wait for it-french fries will have to make his standard public diss. But there's a big difference this time. We got him to ban benfauxy and he can never take that away from us, like ever
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:16 am
Ooooooh. Also round of applause to moooo for properly using the ban hammer for a change! frenchy will probably have to ban me now. Worth it. Told me "don't come back" in a pm but didn't ban me. Notice that? Everyone else did bencfraunky.Ooooh,burn.Tissue?
ItsAboutTime - September 15, 2016, 4:03 am
poor, poor fauxnews. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, skippy. Thank you mooo for showing that cranky, old troll the door. Not that I should thank you for finally doing your job. Maybe now politifake will finally return to normal. Imagine that!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2016, 12:20 am

"We don't generally announce bans" But I will this time. Faux and TuckerNDale both get a 7 day vacation for acting like children. Anyone who I can prove returns before that 7 days is up get's a permanent ban.
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 8:05 pm
How am I supposed to know WHY you keep getting booted from the site? I dont run the place.YOU are the 'expert' in getting yourself banned again and again.You tell us YOUR secret. SOooo try some 1554 then,NO one can resist that www.newbelgium.com/beer/1554
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:50 pm
We would not dare try to question you, Mr. fauxnews. As anyone who does that on this site will be banned due to your almighty dreaded fauxnews #baitfail.
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 7:43 pm
It's spelled "Corona." Here - try some 90 shilling. www.odellbrewing.com/beer/90-shilling-ale/
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:40 pm
Ahhhh... so bring drunk on beer is how you see the world around you, with the affect of Coron and lime dictating your responses. Sort of like pneumonia
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:36 pm
Or is that a question that will cause us to be banned from this site?
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 7:35 pm
Actually, I hate champagne. I'm partial to a good microbrew. But I will never say NO to a Corona and lime. (ref.comments#82071-#82078)
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:34 pm
Mr. fauxnews. You represent yourself as the quintisential low income American who achieved success because of the Democrat party. May we ask where in the United States you live and how Obama elevated you to heights of success?
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:23 pm
For the record. Tucker is black. I am Jewish. Our families voted for Barack twice because he promised hope and change. Never happened. We aren't supporting Hillary because she is promising more of the same.
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:12 pm
LOL!!! This must be one of those famous fauxnews #baitfail that visitors are warned about that use to silence people. I actually feel honored, Mr. fauxnews, that you want to silence me
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 6:46 pm
TRANSLATION:(SuckerNFail) *head explodes*
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 5:22 pm
The fact that the violently anti-Trump main stream media has given this absolutely zero coverage that this meme was created by a leftwing propagandist with no evidence or sources. So... yawn
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 4:28 am
Evidence? Source? And right wing propaganda sources like Breitbart don't count ;) REAL evidence
Bandit5906 - September 14, 2016, 12:23 am
Lawsuits accusing Donald Trump of ***ually a**aulting a child in the 1990s appear to have been orchestrated by an eccentric anti-Trump campaigner with a record of making outlandish claims about celebrities.

$15/hour burger flippers -

Only Liberal Idiots Didn't See This Coming -

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calron - February 6, 2016, 2:55 am
Wow, you must be a rabid robophobe. :P
Bandit5906 - February 5, 2016, 8:43 pm
Only an idiot would not see this coming: full employment for robots!

Republikkklan News -

chef Tom Douglas -

Republicans -

Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Socialist Sanders -

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Bandit5906 - February 5, 2016, 8:33 pm
It appears politicians just can't tell the truth!

Molon Labe -

Republican Patriotism -

The Junk Science Word of the Day for Republicans is: Anecdotal. -

TAGS: noaa climate change 2015 h**test year ever
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ipaprime - August 24, 2015, 4:01 am
This post is so full of fail I would give it -lions if I could.
nonovelist - August 23, 2015, 11:24 pm
LOL. People still think it's about science. It has always been about $$$. Obama drives down the value of select energy industries and his pal Soros is now buying them up. Sorry you fell for it, it was a good ruse.

Scapegoating wages slaves because they want a livable wage? -

J a d e H e l m 1 5 i s a t o p - s e c r e t p l o t -

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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:20 pm
My favorite meme in this series, btw. :) 5Led
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:20 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:47 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

Republican Reality Deniers -

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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:19 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:47 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

policy backfire -

Taking away $$$ from Wage Slaves Hoping To Fix the Global Economy -

TAGS: mcdonalds wage slave 15 hour
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calron - February 14, 2015, 10:21 pm
I never said they where the same. In fact my argument requires they be different to demonstrate the flaw in what you said. So once again you launch a reb***al to something not said, thus used another strawman.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:12 pm
Tell a college professor in front of an econ class that workers demanding higher pay in the restaurant industry is the same as shoplifters demanding equal respect and if you can survive the thunderous laughter,ask them why you are wrong.Not rocket science
calron - February 14, 2015, 10:00 pm
A slipper slope goes A could lead to B and so on to apply the judgment of something down the line to A. However I took a promise of your argument and applied it to an extreme which is a Reductio Ad Absurdum. It is a valid way to argue not a fallacy.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 9:55 pm
Your argument, if true, is that a slippery slope fallacy = a reasonable reb***al. Clearly legally working at a restaurant is not a***ogous to criminal enterprise. "It's not the same ballpark. It's not even the same f***ing game."-Jules, Pulp Fiction X-D
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 9:49 pm
calron - February 14, 2015, 9:47 pm
Reductio Ad Absurdum: Your argument, if true, would mean you would have no right to judge people that make a living by killing or stealing.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:44 pm
I mean, there is people in America working for film companies that money off a movie called "Sharknado." LMAO People who work for Fox News essentially are paid to lie for a living since they provide no useful function. Consider it welfare for the stupid.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:43 pm
It's classism, pure and simple. Republicans who just as easily attack Obama over where he was born (which is a coded form of racism) have this nice nifty coded form of classism.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:42 pm
Rubbish. There is a market for it, and no one has a right to judge another based upon how they make a living.You could easily make a similar argument against those who work for Budweiser or cigarette companies but this stigma against service level jobs..
Cyberhagen - February 14, 2015, 1:03 pm
Min wage has not kept up with inflation; it's just that $15 an hour is a bit much and a huge jump. But no one should aspire to work fast food for life, and expect to live off of that kind of no skill menial labor. (I used to do it when I was 16)
Cyberhagen - February 14, 2015, 1:00 pm
Interesting spin. So *not* giving a raise is *taking away* money? Also, those people should be working better jobs then, or not having kids. That said, beats them going on welfare, and they are trying, so I think a compromise is fair.


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calron - May 25, 2015, 9:14 pm
Gravity is a theory. ;)
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:01 pm
Since when has any scientist,let alone ANY 'intelligent person', pretended it was NOT a theory? Science ONLY deals with "theory."That's how it works. Even an 'idiot' knows that...then again,now that I thought about it (and this conversation) maybe not :-/
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:00 pm
lolololololololololololol...It has ALWAYS been known as man-made climate change "theory", mate..lololololololololololol lolololololololololol lolololololololololol
OTC - May 17, 2015, 2:52 pm
Glad you finally admitted that MMCC is a theory
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:19 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:47 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

If you shared this picture and you're 'not' making fun of it... -

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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:09 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:18 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

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calron - February 14, 2015, 10:16 pm
Add to that that McDondanlds use a franchise system, so the it would likely would come out of the local owner's pocket rather that corporate's pocketbook.
Cyberhagen - February 14, 2015, 1:05 pm
Agreed on that point. CEOs of the last 20 years are out of control and their ridiculously high compensations in that time are destroying the system.

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calron - February 14, 2015, 11:14 pm
You're typing like you have already been drinking. :D Sadly I do that all the time, thank Pelor for spell check.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 11:04 pm
Okay, off to have drinks with my buddies, at a proper tavern. Dunt vorry, Sarvah Kahner "I'll Be Back." X-D
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 11:02 pm
calron - February 14, 2015, 11:02 pm
I'm saying and adding basic reason to the mix, it has been proved that people do get replaced my machines as costs increase and you have chosen ridicule as a response.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 11:01 pm
Okay,"Calron"...enough absurdity for one night.I know you are itching to keep citing from that website on fallacies you came across, however "fallaciously" you are using it. A new toy can be fun,eh? But don't worry,in the spirit of the machine takeover...
calron - February 14, 2015, 11:00 pm
And as outsourcing is possible an the lower wage, it becomes more viable at higher wages. And of course attack me personally does nothing to prove you're right or me wrong. The evidence of what I have said is all there and ridicule will not change that.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:59 pm
No, I'm just saying that your articles you cited are NOT saying what you want them to say. Here's another citation "Calron"(lol) you might like, right up your alley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wlsd9mljiU
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:57 pm
Here...another citation for you proving that the machines will indeed take over. Right up your alley, "Calron"(lol) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wlsd9mljiU
calron - February 14, 2015, 10:56 pm
You mean people being replaced by machines in response to increased costs doesn't mean increased costs lead to people being replaced by machines? It doesn't matter if both the ups and downs are covered, the downs I said are still there.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:51 pm
*yawn* Another article that doesnt back your claim. The article is about BOTH sides of the debate, and it doesnt claim one side is right or wrong. You are passing off articles as proof without concern for what they say. Why? Because it looks cool? lol
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:45 pm
In fact the article even says the cost effectiveness is debatable and does NOT show any proof that this tech is directly connected to the minimum wage debate.'Strawman'indeed. Now i can see why you use this word so much "Calron"(lol)You're projecting X-D
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:41 pm
Okay, read your NY times article. Before i address the fact your article was from 2006 and last i checked Skynet hasnt taken over McDs, we are having a big laugh here. This is your big proof? bwahahaha
calron - February 14, 2015, 10:38 pm
No as what you selected is not the opposite of what I said. And the last sentence it is speculation as it actually happens. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/05/business/15-wage-in-fast-food-stirs-debate-on-effects.html?pagewanted=all
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:35 pm
I was going to address the NY article next, "Calron"(lol) Im hanging with some old friends for a drink. Patience kiddo
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:33 pm
Again bull. Your article said the opposite of what you contended,sans the final sentence which was an fanciful specultion."In the future, we all may be keying our orders into an iPad or some other technology." Thats your evidence? Im not too worried LMFAO
calron - February 14, 2015, 10:29 pm
No it is basic economics, not just speculation. The rest of what you post has nothing to do with it and you ignored the second article to boot.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:23 pm
Because the only thing that came close to backing your claim in that article was the final sentence, which was speculation from a conservative. Thanx for playing though =)
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:20 pm
finally"This is a multibillion-dollar industry," says Jack Temple, an economist "McDonald's' profits were $5.6 billion last year. There's plenty of revenue to afford a living wage." Is this how they argue on Bizarro Superman world? X-D
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:18 pm
also from your article"Despite the a**umption that flipping burgers is a job for teenagers, the majority of fast-food workers are adults, and a third of them are parents."
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:16 pm
Those programs and subsidies cost taxpayers about $7 billion a year, so the study led some economists to ask: cont."Why should middle-class taxpayers subsidize corporate profits?" Agreed
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 10:15 pm
from your article"A recent study by economists at the University of California, Berkeley concluded that 52 percent of fast-food workers rely on taxpayer-funded public a**istance programs, such as SNAP or Medicaid."
calron - February 14, 2015, 10:08 pm
calron - February 14, 2015, 10:06 pm
It would likely bother those that ended up with 0 an hour because their job was outsources to India or replaced by a machine. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/09/04/345825903/across-the-country-fast-food-workers-rally-for-15-an-hour-pay
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 8:57 pm
haha Touche ;-)Ironically i was reading this when i saw your comment http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/10983452/Britains-hypocrisy-over-Israel-is-shameful.html Me being raised in a Jewish home only deepened the irony :-/Cheers!=)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2015, 8:15 pm

Unlike the UK?!? Glass houses Faux.....
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 4:00 pm
It's your country, POSJose. If you want to treat your own citizens like crap, so much for "America the united." People on welfare, blacks, the poor, Obama, liberals, American muslims,etc.,are STILL Americans. Who needs terrorism?America terrorizes its own
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 3:56 pm
This myth that McDonalds would start charging $20 for a Big Mac if they paid their people better is laughable considering their CEO and their board give themselves huge raises every year and prices go up steadily anyhow with inflation.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 3:54 pm
Ignoring the dollar menu at McDonalds - and you should if you actually care about your health - a decent burger at McDonalds is only about a dollar pricier than compared to Shake Shack http://www.fastfoodmenuprices.com I even called the Vegas store.Yup
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 3:52 pm
Of course you paid that much. You ate at Grand Central Terminal, for Zeus sake.Ive eaten there many times:Everything is expensive there. Even the McDonald's down the street is pricey (has a value menu instead of a dollar menu & charges almost 3x as much).
PeteofSanJose - February 13, 2015, 3:05 am
Only one location on the West Coast, that;s in Las Vegas NV. Everything else is on the more expensive east coast
PeteofSanJose - February 13, 2015, 3:04 am
I have eaten at Shake Shack at Grand Central Terminal. It was "ok", nothing to write home about. Much better than McDonals though. HOWEVER, a reg burger was about $8.00.For wife and I, lunch was $22.00 Guess they can afford to pay more

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calron - May 16, 2015, 7:52 pm
OMG the reptilians got to fauxnews! OX=
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:19 pm
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freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:47 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

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